Writing and Fruit

I have no idea why that came to mind other than I’m eating a cut up orange and peach right now. The orange just arrived into my house today and it seemed like a nice enough orange but it tastes a little bit drunk. Like it’s on the edge of being overripe. Which is totally a first world problem. I am very grateful to live in a place where I can get fresh veggies and fruits.

There’s also a tangerine tree on my property but like the grapefruit and lemon tree, I think it’s aged out of producing good tasting fruit. It does bear fruit. But it’s not the best.

The grapefruit tree is so much worse and we were told it probably should be chopped down because it’s doesn’t put out viable fruit anymore but I’m against taking down trees that have outlived their usefulness. They are all healthy, providing shade, and living a safe life. So they stay and I buy fruit from the stores, supporting our ag growers.

Writing is happening. I’ve shot past the first four chapters which are always hard. It’s interesting to get back into the swing of things and still manage all of the medical stuff. But that’s stuff that has to happen. 😀 There’s the same worries if it is making sense and whether or not it’s interesting but trust the process is often chanted.

Also, I have been paying my writer cat toll of belly rubs. To three of the demons.

So I should be covered, right?

Also, have to cook dinner tonight. I have some beef rib strips I need to use so I’m going to go old school local style and cook them with rock salt and pepper. Simple prep and some rice, of course. I should have gotten an eggplant or some brussel sprouts to roast but it’s a bit warm here today. I’ll have to see what I have in the freezer. Other than dim sum.

There is so much vegetarian dim sum in my freezer right now because Aunty Paige was going to come over for lunch but had a dental emergency. Luckily, it was resked for this Tuesday and it’ll be cleared out. I don’t have a huge freezer. And I’ve got no space for a large one, which I miss. I really liked buying turkeys and other meats when they’re on sale and toss them into the freezer. I also can’t really make Portuguese sausage because again, no freezer space to store. Which is a sad thing. Again, like the orange, first world problems.

That’s what today has rolled out. I’m heading back into writing and then I’ll probably take a brain rest at some point and watch Japanese diner spotlights. He posted one that’s over 2 hours long and I’m thinking, what the hell can they do that it took him that long to capture everything. I am both intrigued and well, knowing I’ll end up fast forwarding through things like the endless rice washing and noodle making. You can only watch someone make udon noodles so many times.

To be fair, it IS about a Chinese Food restaurant in Japan. And it’s a very interesting contrast between Japanese-style Chinese food and American Chinese (which is a very different cuisine than traditional Chinese offerings.)

 

Congrats to J. Shannon!

J. Shannon, you have won the Bad, Dad, and Dangerous Illustrated ovella Giveaway! WOOOOOOOT! Please email me at rhysford AT vitaenoir DOT com and let me know where you’d like your gift certificate to come from. God that’s horrible English! 😀

Thank you everyone who entered! And we’ll have more giveaways in the future!

Link to the FINAL Bad, Dad, and Dangerous Illustrated Novellas Tour!

Today we’ve got the last Blog Tour Stop for the Bad, Dad, and Dangerous Tour and it’s at TA Moore‘s place! Go on and visit and while you’re there, enter the gift certificate giveaway!
And even better, subscribe so you can keep up with everything Tamm’s doing… but also, find out what my godpuppers Jax and Izzy are up to!
 

Blog Tour Stop #4! Bad, Dad, & Dangerous Illustrated Novellas! And Giveaway!

First of all, welcome to my blog! I’m thrilled to bring you here for the fourth stop on the blog tour for Bad, Dad, and Dangerous illustrated novellas. I had so much fun on this anthology with my co-authors and we are delighted to now have them available as individual novellas, plus added content with illustrations by the extremely talented artist Emily Y. Chan, the creator of StupidFox.

You can find the illustrated novellas as standalones at the following links:

Wolf At First Sight: https://www.amazon.com/Wolf-First-Sight-Monster-Dads-ebook/dp/B0C3JQR4N2/
TA Moore‘s Elf Shot https://t.co/wuCMjooDhK
Bru Baker’s Monster Hall Pass: https://t.co/ByYQYV0ddb

However, the original Bad, Dad, and Dangerous anthology is still something I am very passionate about. It was an idea inspired by Bru Baker texting us on her way back from dropping her kids off to summer camp. Although I can assure you that her misdeeds peaked with a cheeky afternoon margarita, so we had to give it our signature twist for the novellas!

Bad, Dad, and Dangerous
BY RHYS FORD, BRU BAKER, JENN MOFFATT, AND TA MOORE

When the kids are away, the monsters will play.

School’s out for summer, and these dads are ready to ship their kids off to camp. Not just because their kids are monsters—whose aren’t?—but because they’re ready for some alone time to let their hair down and their fangs out. You see, not only are the kids monsters—their dads are too.

Even the most dangerous of creatures has a soft spot. These bad, dangerous dads love their kids to death, but they need romance.

Every year, for a few short weeks, these hot men with a little extra in their blood get to be who they truly are. And this year, life has a surprise for them. Whether they be mage, shifter, vampire, or changeling, these heartbreakingly handsome dads might be looking to tear up the town… but they’ll end up falling in love. All it takes is the right man to bring them to their knees.

Do check it out!

As a BONUS, please enjoy a sneak peek of one of the absolutely MARVELOUS illustrations AND the first chapter of In the Name, a free audiobook by TA Moore and narrated by Kale Williams! Follow the rest of the blog tour for a few more chapters.

Listen to In the Name on Crime, Curses, and Cheap Thrills

AND NOW FOR THE BEST PART… THE GIVEAWAY!

Enter to win this blog’s Giveaway: $10 Giftcard for online retailer of the winner’s choice! Just comment with your fave book trope below to enter! One entry per person. Winner will be chosen randomly! Giveaway Ends June 7th!

Catch the rest of the Tour here!

May 29: Paranormal Romance Guild

May 30: Love Bytes

June 1: Archeolibrarian

June 2: Coffee, Cats, and Murder

Not Dead. :D

I keep promising that I will post more often and then I get carried away into doing things or life just ask everything in close for a couple of weeks.

It’s been an interesting or rather a kind of sad time this past couple of weeks because the Potato is definitely slowing down and sleeping a lot. And I know that he is 15 which is ancient for his breed but it is still hard to know that you are reaching the twilight of your dog’s life. We have reached the you can eat anything you want to stage and he still gets excited to see company come through the front door. The weather is warming up so I know that will help with his joints and is Auntie Paige will be here this Friday to see if he is up for a walk. He still got doggie ice cream and his dinners are turkey burger and mashed potatoes which he does eat.

I am looking forward to writing this week because I have been some flashes of what I need to do so it’s important to focus and get that down.

I have been slowly watching a YouTuber who does “historical breakdowns” of foods and time periods. He just posted a one about Hawaiian luaus and I will admit to not wanting to watch it because my people have been done dirty by so many people. I didn’t want to get turned off his channel because he disparaged away or added sugar to it. I just read some of the comments on that particular episode and other Hawaiian people seem to be okay with what he presented so I might go take a look. I have had to stop reading certain authors and watching certain YouTube personalities because of how they presented my people’s food. Mind you there is also a chef who disrespected Sam Choy on a cooking show so as far as I am concerned, that person is dead to me and I hope sand mites burrow up into their sinuses.

Max Miller does do a good job and I wanted to continue to watch him so… Here is one of his videos that explores what ancient Egyptians ate and I really enjoy watching them re-create these foods and every single one of his videos. So if you’re into that, go take a look.

 

State of the Rhys

My ongoing medical fight had a new wrinkle added with the MRSA hospital stay but I am back home… and the day after I came home, I was laid off.

Which… not surprised. Only myself and one other person was laid off. Both of us ID as queer. I don’t know if they realized that or maybe they did? Either way, job hunting while fighting a health condition is gonna be awesome. And yeah, I don’t qualify for disability. Technically I can still work. And truthfully, I want to.

Still, life and lemons happen.

And oh, this looks good.

Nothing much else is happening. Dusting off the resume, building up all of the portfolio things I need to do, paperwork… so much paperwork… and of course, still doctors’ appointments. But on he happy side of life, writing is back on the menu so, I’m looking forward to getting something out.

I hope you all are doing well, and please stay safe!

Recovery Doing Okay… need more grapefruit / pineapple green tea.

Okay to be fair, I really don’t need a green tea because I do have a pineapple refresher from Jollibee’s right now. And that’s a delight.

There has been a few revolving guests in the house over the past few weeks following my surgery and I am ever so grateful for the help. And the fact that I can get better sleep but also, sometimes there is someone to let the Potato out in the morning and give the girls brekkie. I probably need more sleep but it’s hard because I don’t trust my body to behave yet so… we’ll see how it goes.

I do think the Potato is very sad to see his Aunties leaving every time they go because he does love the attention and I can’t get down on the floor with him right now. And I can’t for a few months. Which makes me sad because you know, dog scritches. I want him to know I love him and well, I make sure he gets scritches where I can reach. He was supposed to get a bork today but it’s a holiday and Auntie Paige had all of her appointments call out so it didn’t seem right to drag her out of bed for one walk so we’ll do stuff later this week. He will get a bork in.

But that’s today and well, the house is now empty. Gus has gone into his room to sleep and most of the cats are snoring away. Badger for some reason is grooming himself while sitting on the bookshelf.

I am going to immerse myself into Japanese Demon mythology for a project now so… have a good Monday!

 

Home and Coffee

I really am going to try to use these as a newsletter of sorts.

I am home from the hospital following a very long and brutal surgery. it went very well according to my doctors and now it pretty much is all about rest and taking medications while I heal up. I can share that I am very uncomfortable and there is definitely pain but all in all, the outlook for everything is good. Although I could use more sleep.

there really isn’t too much going on except perhaps the potato has a new bed and it is large enough for Harley to claim a corner. It makes her so very happy to be able to sleep near him because she loves the dog so much. the dog does not reciprocate but he suffers through it.

I am halfway through the Eric Carter, necromancer series and am enjoying it greatly. I will have to finish it soon because I need to begin writing and since it is urban fantasy and I will be writing urban fantasy, that could lead to some conflict in my brain. But I have mysteries sitting on my Kindle for when I need to switch over.

keeping me company through all of this are Japanese cooking shows. I really enjoy Kimagure. Most recently he posted this fish and it is always fascinating to see how he does things.

but that’s pretty much it for today. I am going to try to get comfortable and then maybe crash later because sleep is hard to get. I am looking forward to delving back into stories. I so miss writing.

strong coffee preferred…

I am probably going to ramble today just because I wanted to touch base and see how everyone was. What I probably am going to do is share links and other things that I find interesting because I keep meaning to do that and I forget.

Monday is coming quickly and I will be showing up for the hospital in the cold dark morning so hopefully they can fix everything that is broken. Okay to be fair just the internal organs situation. Everything else that’s broken is not their fault.

I think the thing that I missed the most actually is driving because I do enjoy it. When I am finally free of this relentless medical crap I fully intend to go on a road trip.

and you know what I really need is a good grilled cheese sandwich. Now mind you I like my grilled cheese sandwiches like I do my macaroni and cheese. Mac & cheese comes from a blue box and grilled cheese sandwiches are white bread with American cheese, preferably on the edges and too hot to eat but you bite into it anyway and burn your tongue.

I actually have to get more American cheese because we’ve been using it to pill the Potato who had a very nasty bout of infections but it is clearing up rapidly. He is definitely slowing down and his seasonal allergies that also give him the skin infection really hit him hard this year. Still, he is comfortable and happy so that is all I can ask of the universe.

I also really miss being able to cook because standing for long periods of time is problematic. I did however sharpen my knives because that’s a good meditative thing to do and I have a few older knives that I really don’t use anymore but I should sharpen them as well.

It is been very cold and I keep the living room — well the whole house — at about 69° to 70°. This is kind of necessary because both Badger and Gus have joint issues that get worse if it’s too cold, just like me. Goji and Harley pretty much sleep on the couch on opposite ends but Badger usually can be found on the corner of my bed where the heating vent hits. We have a forced air heater so we can at least maintain a good temperature in the house.

That is pretty much everything for this morning. I do need more coffee and I also know that these kind of read like an email but hey, I should be better at communicating. I realized that what I’m working on needs to start a different place but I also have to figure out exactly what angle that would be so wish me luck.