Why?

Why is this door closed? This door cannot be closed. I shall open it for you.

Hah! I am inside!

What are you doing? WHY are you under that watering thing? What madness is this? I shall save you… nope, you are on your own. Good luck. That is water. You are on your own.

Why are you still in here? DO YOU NOT SEE THE WATER? ARE YOU STUPID? GET OUT OF THERE!

Here, I will open the door wider so you can see how to escape.

God this human is stoopid. I shall leave her to drown.

I am back. GET OUT OF THE WATER! Oh good. You finally see reason. No! DO NOT TOUCH ME! YOU ARE WET!

Goddamn human. Save them from dying and they smear themselves all over you.

15 thoughts on “Why?

  1. Hee hee hee… my cat would rather just let me drown, provided we already had her quick & dirty while I was, uhm, doing my morning thing on the potty.

    1. She’d already grazed in the cat food and I’d closed the door so I could let the shower steam up but oh…nope… that wasn’t acceptable 😀

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