NSFW Friday….

In celebration of my neighbour not fapping in the doorway of his house this morning, I present you something much better to look at.

* yes, he was. early morning. like before 6. i think he thought no one could see him because it was dark outside and he’s got a security door. funny thing is, if there’s a light on INSIDE the house…you can see ALL.

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Welcome E.S. Skipper!

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Release date: Sept 19 2014
Flight of the Kiwi London Calling E-Book CoverTamati Kumeroa is about to embark on his great adventure, his Gap Year,
after finishing his arts degree. He’s talked about this with his best
friend Steve for so long and now that it’s finally here, he can’t wait
to get started. On his last night in New Zealand, the barman he’s lusted
after for so long decides to make sure Tamati won’t easily forget him.
Talk about bad timing….

His flight to London is certainly memorable, especially when a very rich
Arab makes Tamati an offer that he’d be a fool to turn down. And when he
accepts it, what he encounters is a very memorable time indeed, spent
with a sexy man and a host of new friends.

His trip is off to a very interesting start. One thing Tamati didn’t
bargain on was losing his heart…

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About the E.S. Skipper:
Living in a small town in New Zealand E. S. Skipper writes during the
quiet of the day, but being the owner of an over excitable puppy, quiet
is not always possible. Even though English is the first language of
many of his friends, the difference between Kiwi English and American
English has produced a lot of  laughter among friends and fans alike.

Living in the Land of the Long White Cloud, Kiwi characters feature
strongly in most of E.S’s stories. Writing was a hobby but soon became a
way of life. E. S. believes that love is love, no matter who it’s with,
and everyone deserves to be with the person of their choice. A true
romantic at heart, E. S. Skipper believes everyone will have their
happily ever after.

For more information on upcoming projects E. S. can be found on Facebook
at https://www.facebook.com/e.s.skipper?fref=ts

or on Goodreads at
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8319206.E_S_Skipper

Raflecopter Prize : 3 digital copies of Flight of the Kiwi London
Calling by E.S Skipper

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Tour schedule :
Sept 22nd: Lisa Harris: http://www.theworldofljharris.blogspot.com.au/
Sept 24rd: The Novel Approach : http://thenovelapproachreviews.com
Sept 26th: Rainbow Gold Reviews:  http://rainbowgoldreviews.wordpress.com
Sept 27th: Prism bookalliance: http://www.prismbookalliance.com
Sept 29th: Rhys Ford :http://atomic-temporary-19117633.wpcomstaging.com/
Sept 30th: Parker Williams: http://parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/category/blog/
Oct  2nd: Kimi-chan Experience : http://www.kimnsarah.co.uk
Oct  4rd: GGR- Review : http://www.ggr-review.com
Oct  5th: Lily G. Blunt: http://lilygblunt.wordpress.com
Oct  7th: MMgoodbookreviews :http://mmgoodbookreviews.wordpress.com/
Oct  8th: Bike Book Reviews: http://bikebookreviews.blogspot.com/
Oct  9th: RJ Scott:http://rjscottauthor.blogspot.nl/?zx=ceb4edc8fb973f59
Oct  11th: Love Bytes:  http://lovebytesreviews.com

A Peek at Down and Dirty

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Bobby and Ichi’s Story.
Coming from Dreamspinner Press; December 2014

The interior was mostly faux-Italian, full of sweeping plaster embellishments, lush velvets, and trompe l’oeil vistas meant to whisk theatergoers to a lush Vienna celebration. The balconies were reminiscent of gondolas, toothy woodwork and black with swirling gold curlicues amid a sea of spangled stars and dusky skies. A pair of balconies wide enough to hold two or three people sat near the top of the stage opening, once meant for an operatic chorus to stand in during performances, and it was one of these outcroppings Jae was struggling to get to, using a slender shelf nearly a story up off the theater floor as a bridge.

Someone in the theater’s past bricked off the platforms and removed the access stairs, most likely during its revival as a cinema. If Ichiro could go back in time, he’d punch that someone in the face, because watching Jae inch his way to one was going to give him ulcers.

“Should you be doing that anyway?” Ichiro couldn’t stand it any longer, and he paced down the side of the theater floor, walking down the steeply angled aisle until he was directly below his friend. “You were shot.”

“I was shot months ago, and the doctor said I could resume normal activity—within reason.”

“This is so not within reason.” Ichi’s heart leaped up into his throat as Jae reached the balcony and threw one leg over the balustrade. “I don’t think he’d agree being Batman was normal activity—or even close to reasonable.”

“This is nothing. You should see—oof—what Cole and I—”

“I don’t want to hear that. Not about my brother. Or you. I don’t need that in my head.” He took a few more steps, hovering beneath his friend. Jae’s camera swung from a strap around his neck, and the lens nearly caught against the railing when Jae slid over into the balcony. “I’m not sure I’m going to survive this.”

CREATURE FEATURE 2 WINNERS!

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NSFW Three Day Continues! Evening!

Flu is going away. I need to scrub both my head and the dog. Dog will be tomorrow. I’ll wash my hair tonight.

Isn’t this exciting? *grins*

Did you enter the Creature Feature Giveaway? Promise, you’ll have some fun with it.

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