Text from My Mother….

Text from my mother:
“This is our bitter melon. Know you don’t eat, but we have had a really good crop with humongous melons. Jimmy can eat it everyday. It’s like 15-16 inches long.  Yummy.”

My mother sends me pictures of Satan’s ballsacs. Really. Mom. REALLY?

And to make matters worse, I almost set it as my wallpaper trying to download the attachment.


6 thoughts on “Text from My Mother….

  1. Jodi Slaughter

    Bitter melon and durian are on the same list. I would try to avoid imminent starvation with grass before I would come near it. Bless her, she’s an amazing gardener 🙂

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