Are you a Dirty Reader?

On By Rhys FordIn Heh

AND we are Done! I have the Twenty!

Okay… I need some HARDCORE Bobby, Cole and Jae fans. Catch phrases…. From any of the boys or Claudia or Scarlet.

Like you’d want for a ring tone catchphrase 😀

32 thoughts on “Are you a Dirty Reader?”

  3. Barbra

    Can’t think of any phrases…The only thing I can think of that repeats is agi, Princess, and Sunshine. (The only reason I’m responding is because I want notifications of the great phrases I’m sure will be forthcoming, and I don’t know how to follow without responding) 🙂

  4. mtsnow13

    “I rolled my eyes and snorted. “Can you just once say thanks or something nice? Dick.”
    “Thank you. Something nice.” Jae gave me a wicked, sensual chuckle. “Dick.”
    “But I’m your dick,” I shot back.
    “No, my dick does what I want it to. You just agree with me and do what you want anyway.”
    ———
    “Cole-ah, some days you hurt me simply by breathing.” His words were quick, short jabs, but they found their mark, leaving me bleeding out through a thousand shallow cuts. “And then there are days when I love you so much I don’t mind the pain.”
    ———
    And by too late I meant when Bobby uttered the one sentence I thought I’d never hear in my lifetime.
    “Did that fcker just grab Claudia’s ass?”
    ——–
    Dang. Having trouble finding the one-liners…

  5. Speaking of hot…hello Jae; Don’t let go, Jae. Okay? Just don’t; Yeah, I smell like a Harvey Wallbanger; it’s not just chocolate. It’s like milky cream chocolate orgasm; Your teeth. My fist. They shall meet; I keep them in my prayers. Stupid people do stupid things; I love you too. Onions and all; McGinnis here is practically married; & one of my fav…You, agi, suck donkey but for doing that to me.

  6. “Sometimes I’ve got to be less of a precious special unicorn.” – one of my all-time favorites, will add more if I can 😉

  7. Mary

    I like all that I’m reading & can’t think of one, yet. Oh, “a blind man across the street can see what you’re thinking”

    2. It sounds like a Claudia thing to say. 😀 She is a God-fearing woman… or puts the fear of God into people. One of those two.

  9. Carly McK

    There’s a couple of spots that I’ve highlighted because I laugh out loud every time I read them – but they aren’t short enough to be catch phrases 😦
    My two all time faves are from Dirty Secret
    “I’d more than once walked the gauntlet of pretension and theatrical ennui.” – chapter 16
    And
    “I forgot to feed the cat,” Jae grumbled at me. “And it’s stupid that I’m worried about that right now.”
    “It’s not stupid,” I argued. “The cat’s evil. She could be having Thai food delivered right now and charging it to my card.”
    – Chapter 19

  10. “Live a little bit, kid, before there isn’t any more life left in you.” – Bobby

    …still hunting for a Scarlet one-liner…

  11. “…he’s something you can’t have right now, but in a little bit, maybe, he give you some honey.” – story-wise, I like this one better
    “Go to bed, baby, and dream of something really good.” – soundbite-wise, I like this one
    – both from Scarlet (finally!)

    2. Mary

      I have all but ‘Down and Dirty’ on audio thru my iPhone & love when he speaks for Scarlet, “Hello, Musang”.

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