Rhys Ford at Dreamspinner’s FB Page on Sat!

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Don’t forget to join me on Dreamspinner’s Facebook page tomorrow from 9 am to Noon Pacific Standard time.

I will be doing readings and giveaways and stopping to grab some coffee then trip over my cat as we race to the kitchen.

What? That’s how Saturdays go!

Link to page: https://www.facebook.com/dreamspinnerpress

Wanna Win A Fish and Ghosts ARC? And $20 Gift Certificate?

FishandGhosts_Ford_FinalEnter to win a Fish and Ghost ARC AND a $20 gift certificate from Amazon at Twlib Reviews!

They are hosting the start of my month long assassin hits along a blog trail of Giveaways and interviews! Come one, come all. Join the fun!

Enter here! Contest ends Soon!

Fish and Ghosts Blurb

When his Uncle Mortimer died and left him Hoxne Grange, the family’s Gilded Age estate, Tristan Pryce knew he wasn’t going to have an easy time of it. He was to be the second generation of Pryces to serve as a caretaker for the estate, a way station for spirits on their final steps to the afterlife. The ghosts were the simple part. He’d been seeing boo-wigglies since he was a child. No, the difficult part was his own family. Determined to establish Tristan’s insanity, his loving relatives hire Dr. Wolf Kincaid and his paranormal researchers, Hellsinger Investigations, to prove the Grange is not haunted.

Skeptic Wolf Kincaid has made it his life’s work to debunk the supernatural. After years of cons and fakes, he can’t wait to reveal the Grange’s ghostly activity is just badly leveled floorboards and a drafty old house. The Grange has more than a few surprises for him, including its prickly, reclusive owner. Tristan Pryce is much less insane and much more attractive than Wolf wants to admit and when his Hellsinger team unwittingly release a ghostly serial killer on the Grange, Wolf is torn between his skepticism and protecting the man he’d been sent to discredit.

Stormhaven by Jordan L. Hawk is live on Amazon!

Jordan L. Hawk’s Stormhaven, the third book in the Whyborne & Griffin series, is now live and ready to be taking home from Amazon!

God I love this series. This author. These characters. The world building. The mutant laser-eyed squirrels… okay the last one is just in my head but they COULD happen!

A masterful writer with an incredible voice.

Link to Kindle is here. I’ll follow up with other links as they come availble because really… damn.

This post is done so without any knowledge of the author because really, I think she’s that awesome. Truly. Adore her.

And now, a sneak peek at Stormhaven’s First Chapter. Continue reading “Stormhaven by Jordan L. Hawk is live on Amazon!”

Fish and Ghosts is Up for Pre-Order…and On Sale! PLUS A Giveaway!

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THE GIVEAWAY IS NOW OVER!

And its on sale right now! Link to ebook here: Paperback is here.

Dreamspinner has graciously put Fish and Ghosts up way early and included in their current 30% off sale. The sale ends.. couple of days I think so preorder now.

Dudes. WOOOOOT for the Coming Soon page and Happy Dances for the Sale.

So to celebrate… how about a giveaway!? And if you preorder, you still have a chance to win an ARC…of Dirty Deeds!

Today is Thanksgiving here over in America and my gratitude and blessings pretty much revolve around all of you. No really. It does. I cannot express to you how deeply you have all touched me…and not in a bad touch kind of way. Okay some of you but we’ve talked about it and it’s all good. *grins*

Some of you have been here since Dirty Kiss came out. Others have joined me along the way and have dragged friends and family with us. For that, I thank you.

I could never ever be here without you there. Plain and simple. There’s no other way to state this and if ever for a second I forget this, I am damned to a Hell reserved for Fox executives who cancel really good television shows.

I’m pretty sure that circle of hell revolves around eating steamed bitter melon with greasy cold balut and a side of split pea soup while having to listen to Chinese opera translated into nails on chalkboard tones but I could be mistaken.

So thank you. Really. And not just because I hate bitter melon but because I love all of you. Thank you for bringing my books into your lives and then coming back for more *grins* In the name of the immortal Freddie God of All Rock–I thank you all.

The giveaway? How about an ARC ebook of Fish and Ghosts? You know… to celebrate this day and it going live on really the most blessing-counting kind of day. Leave your comment down below and tell me something you’re thankful for. No sharing spoilers on what happens in the ARC but ah, Wolf and Tristan will be back in the next book. Probably. Most likely. Heh.

Contest ends Sunday, December 1st at noon, PST! If you have preordered… you can still enter! If your name is drawn, send me the receipt code from DSP and I’ll offer you an ARC of the next Cole and Jae book, Dirty Deeds!

And now an excerpt from Fish and Ghosts

Continue reading “Fish and Ghosts is Up for Pre-Order…and On Sale! PLUS A Giveaway!”

Drops a Bit of Dirty Deeds

“Hey, not like it didn’t already take a beating earlier. And I’m not talking about the old lady.” I waggled my eyebrows. There were parts of my back that stung when I’d peeled myself off the bed to get him water. Jae’s nails were sharp despite being cut short or maybe he ran them over sandpaper to hone them for diamond cutting because there were times I looked like I’d been lashed by a cat-o-nine-tails. “Come here.”

He slid up my body, willing this time for my arms to wrap around his waist. Resting his cheek on my chest, he inhaled sharply then relaxed, forcing the tension from his body. It took a minute or so but eventually his limbs went slack and his long lashes flickered downwards as sleep flirted with his consciousness.

“You have to remember, I love you. All of you. I know you’re not going to walk away from me.” I squeezed him. “Just like you know I won’t walk away from you.”

“You didn’t.” He muttered softly. “You should have ran after her.”

And now for something completely different….

“Not with you lying there. Not with your blood on me.”

“I would have been okay.” His shoulders wiggled as he snuggled down against me. “Not even anything critical was hit.”

“I didn’t know that. And besides, everything about you is critical. I’d have stayed with you if she’d given you a paper cut.”

Alex Kidwell brings Gumption & Gumshoes

Gumption&GumshoesFSThank you so much for allowing me to be here today to talk a little bit about my latest book, Gumption & Gumshoes. It’s a story that I’ve fallen for with characters I had a great deal of fun writing, and I always enjoy getting a chance to introduce people to them.

The idea behind Gumption & Gumshoes came from a friend, who suggested that she’d love to read a book about a chinchilla shifter. And that thought took hold until I had the character of August Mendez, an overweight, under-motivated, under-employed guy who really just wants to spend his free time in his boxers, eating mac and cheese and watching Sam Spade do his thing.

But when August gets a chance to follow his dream and open his own detective agency, he finally seems to find his calling in life. At least, he thinks at first. But a troublesome case and his own self-esteem issues make for a bumpy road forward.

Sam Ewing is the older, bitterly divorced landlord who rents August office space. He has given up on most of life after his marriage went south. Now he’d just be happy to sit through a football game in peace.

I have a lot of fun writing characters who don’t seem to go together. There’s something really great about getting to see their relationship unfold, in how one person’s weakness can match with the other’s strength. G&G has a slow burn that erupts into a very definite flame.

The other side of it is August’s ability. Chincas – chinchilla shifters – I decided would be a bit different than a normal shifter mythology. After all, as August asks, if you could turn into a small furry rodent, how much would your everyday life change? Not much. Although you could dust in those hard to reach corners. So August, and most of his herd, spend their lives not using their ability. But in the course of his case, August discovers how to use all of his strengths. Including his shifting.

In the excerpt I’d like to share, this is the reader’s first glimpse at August shifting while investigating. Continue reading “Alex Kidwell brings Gumption & Gumshoes”

A shot of Whiskey, a hint of Wry (excerpt from W&W)

Whiskey_Wry Cover_Rhys Ford_Small Wow, we are SO close to release date!

Don’t forget….ONE DAY LEFT for the name a City Tour Contest! Three winners! You only have to comment to enter and you’ll get to name a city for the back of a Sinner’s Gin Tour Shirt!

Link to Contest!

Now to celebrate… I’m including an excerpt of Whiskey and Wry…which I am hiding under a cut for people who don’t want spoilers.

In other news, the steampunk short story? Yeah, that’s been optioned for a novella so I’m working on filling in the spots I hated leaving limp. *does happy dance* I have no idea what I’m doing with it. Really. So wish me luck. *grins* It at least has an ending.

And a hairless cat. *laughs*

Continue reading “A shot of Whiskey, a hint of Wry (excerpt from W&W)”

Just In Case You Haven’t Heard, Amy Lane Has A New Book Releasing Today. And Just In Case You’re Interested, We Have Amy Here As Our Guest!

Just In Case You Haven’t Heard, Amy Lane Has A New Book Releasing Today. And Just In Case You’re Interested, We Have Amy Here As Our Guest!.
Well… she’s over at the Novel Approach but really, if you read ANYTHING in this genre, Amy’s books should be in that NEED TO HAVE Stack. Go on over and take a visit. 😀

A Splice of Black Dog Blues

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“You smell like… cinnamon and oranges. I knew the sidhe pheromones were pleasant to us but this is… surprising. There’s almost a spiced taste to you, like a brewed tea. Does everyone smell the same or do you all have different scents?”

“Different, I think” I muttered, trying not to think of a green-tea fragrance that sprung to mind. “I don’t know. How long is this going to take?”

“Just a few seconds, I promise,” Orin said, running his hands down my shoulders and over my chest. “You’re more muscular than I thought you’d be. I’d like to see you without this jacket on.”

“I’d like to see you with a hole in your forehead, but I’m guessing I won’t get that either.”

“And you’re hostile to touch,” He said, shifting on my lap. “I’d heard you aren’t picky about what sex your lover is, but you’re almost repulsed by my touch. The elfin love being touched. It’s a part of their culture… almost part of their psyche.”

“Psychotic,” I corrected. “That’s a part of their make up too.”

“Your eyes are so purple, almost black, but I can see the blue flecks in them, almost sapphire caught in amethyst.” The back of his hand ran along my cheek and down my jaw. “It’s amazing how smooth your skin is, absolutely no coarse hair, and golden under the pale. We have such a hard time mimicking that, you know? Those tones under the sidhe skin are so difficult to duplicate.”

“I can’t imagine anyone wanting to,” I admitted. He wore pungent cologne, and it was beginning to make my nose itch. I’d sneeze on him if I weren’t afraid he’d take my snot and try to replicate me in some back alley lab. “Look, I know what I look like. I don’t need the refresher course. You going to do this or what?”

He put his mouth on mine before I could protest further. As a rule, I didn’t like kissing and the touch of his lips did nothing to change my mind. Orin slithered around my tongue, pressing into me until the taste of his mouth gagged me. He was sour in my mouth and the roll of silicon used to plump his lips moved like a cyst, rolling around under his skin.

I swallowed, trying not to pull away but the tang of his body invaded mine, delving deep past my lips and into my throat. He sank his teeth into my lower lip, sucking the flesh into his mouth and played with it using the tip of his tongue. His hands rose up and clasped the sides of my face then his tongue pressed in for more.

I gagged, gulping down the reflex before I lost the noodles I’d eaten. Shoving him away, I reached for my Coke to wash away the bite, not caring when Orin tumbled to the floor. He grabbed at the table, trying to catch himself. Too light to hold his weight, it toppled over. The metal hit the floor with a thump and the other Coke sleeve rolled away, spilling the sticky soda over Orin’s boots.

“You didn’t need to do that,” He said, staring up at me. “Why are you so cold?”

“Dude, you have no idea what cold is. And so we’re straight, you ever touch me again and I’ll kill you,” I choked, getting my words out around a mouthful of soda. “I will fucking gut you and string up your intestines to hang lights from. Are we clear on that?”

“Crystal,” He said as he stood. Righting the table, he smoothed his hair down and sat, his hands pressed down on his chest and stomach. Orin looked shaken, taking a deep breath as he composed himself. “I’m satisfied with my end of the bargain.”

“Good because that’s all you’re ever going to get from me.” I pulled out my gun. Placing it on the table next to my drink, I gave him my best Dempsey look, and he paled. “Now talk. Fast.”

Finding Jackie: Luki’s turn to dance, and another way to win!

Hi, I’m Lou Sylvre, and I’m back again talking about Luki Vasquez, Sonny James, and their latest adventure in fiction, Finding Jackie. Yesterday, I started a contest: tell me what kind of shirt Sonny wore to his wedding, and you’re entered to win a copy of Finding Jackie!. Today, the contest continues, and I’m adding a second way to win: comment here, and tell me what Luki gave Sonny as a Wedding present. The info is in the excerpt posted at Dreamspinner, at this link: http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=3812

In yesterday’s post I showed you some stuff about Sonny’s origins. Today, I’m going talk about Luki. In case you werent’ sure, he’s the badass with the gun on the cover. Here’s a close up of his lips, his hands, and his weapon. What else would you want?

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You know Sonny’s marriage proposal I recalled from Delsyn’s Blues in yesterday’s post? It was sweet, characteristic of Sonny, right? Well, Luki’s reply is sweet too, and characteristically badass, since he’s just been shot:

“Shit, Luki, he shot you!”

“Don’t worry, sweetie. It’s just a flesh wound. And… um… yes.”

“Don’t give me lip, Luki.” Sonny had taken some of his always handy silk strips out of his pocket and bound the wound, tight. “Besides, you sound like you’re in a John Wayne movie. Flesh wound or not, it’s bleeding way too much. Does it hurt?”

“Sorry for the lip. Shallow wounds bleed. And hurt. And yes!” The last words came out halfway between a shout and a grunt, in response to the extra pressure Sonny was applying to the wound with stronger-than-usual hands.

Luki’s lips had begun to feel a little thick. He worked them into the shape of words, but he thought he sounded a bit like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. “What did you do when the shooting started?” he asked, then added, “And yes.” He tried to enunciate that last very clearly.

“I did what any brave badass would do. I rolled over behind the wood rack and put that Maryanne on top of me. I figured nobody could shoot me without shooting through her.”

“Huh! Good tinkin… thinking. Yes, Sonny. Yes.” He took a few breaths, closed his eyes to clear them of sweat. “Listen, serious… people tied up… guns, I’m… shot. He opened his eyes wide, forced himself wide awake, needing to make Sonny understand. “We have to call the law—”

Footsteps charged Luki so fast he would have rolled and come up fighting—or tried to—if Sonny, who seemed to be getting stronger every minute, hadn’t held him down. “It’s just Ladd,” he said. Meant to be reassuring, Luki thought, but he caught the distaste that Sonny reserved for Ladd lately.

“Luki.” Ladd was breathing way harder than he should have been.

Luki had started to fade again, but he had to comment. “Gettin’ out o’ sape… shape.”

“Truth. Margie’s cooking. But listen, Luki, wake up a bit. This is important. I’m going to take these people off your hands. You can’t afford to bring the law in here—they’ll have you and Sonny in prison so fast you won’t hear the bars clang until after you’ve seen the light. I’ll take them out of here, call Katie. She’ll help work it out. That’s just a flesh wound—”

“It’s still bad—”

“Yeah, Sonny, but—”

“And he’s got a fever, makes it worse.”

“Good, good.” He must have caught the glare Sonny blazed his way. Even Luki felt he was melting in the heat just by proximity. Ladd back-pedaled a bit. “What I mean is, take him to the hospital, and he can say it was an accident. The fever will make it more believable. Truth, otherwise they might not believe he could be that clumsy. Right, boss?”

“Fuck you, Ladd.” Luki was proud of his clear enunciation.

“In your next life, perhaps. For now, though, I’ll take that as agreement and get started.” He stepped away so fast he kicked debris from the rotting cedar into Luki’s eyes.

“Shit, that hurts,” Luki said. The sting had rolled back the haze a bit. “And yes, Sonny.” He brought his hands to his face to wipe the grit away.

“Not like that,” Sonny said. “Your hands are filthy; they’ll only make it worse.” He brought another pair of long silk strips out of a pocket and gently wiped Luki’s tearing eyes.

Where does he put all those silk strips? He never seems to run out. “You’re like a magician, Sonny. And yes, damn it.”

“Thank you. You definitely have a fever. And why the hell do you keep saying ‘yes’?”

“I do have a fever… wish… cigarette… doesn’t matter,” Luki said. He felt cold now; he’d started to shiver. He felt like he was drifting but sinking fast. Wait! He doesn’t understand! What if I die before I can tell him? Drama queen, Vasquez. Despite his self-scolding, he thrust himself forcefully back into consciousness, latched onto Sonny’s arm so fast and hard Sonny went as wide-eyed as if he was in a scene from The Exorcist. “Yes. Sonny, I will! I’ll marry you.”

Silence. Sweet and warm. Sonny’s strong, beautiful fingers lifted his head away from the log, dropped St. Christopher’s medal over it, then cushioned his skull as he let it fall back. He placed a cool hand on Luki’s forehead, then on his chest, a welcome weight pressing St. Christopher’s silver promise over his heart. Quietly, maybe even tenderly: “You’re going to pass out, Luki.”

Once again he forced consciousness into a narrow focus, this time only as high and wide as Sonny’s eyes. “I am,” he said, “I know. But can we have the wedding in Hawai’i?” His vision had narrowed down to a speck of light by the time he heard Sonny’s answer.

“Yes.”

See? Sweet. And they do of course have that wedding in Hawai’i, you can read all about it in Finding Jackie. As I mentioned yesterday, however, Luki’s pre-wedding talk with his uncle Kaholo can’t be found in the novel. Read it right here! I was able to shimmy up a palm tree and sit in the fronds on top, and record their conversation from my perch. (The firemen had to get me down after dark, but that’s neither here nor there.)

They are sitting on the beach—on their surfboards—soaking wet and letting the breeze and sun dry them off.

Luki says, “I didn’t know you could surf, Uncle.”

“Aw, Mili. This ain’t much. You should have seen me when I was young. Had half the island watching me sometimes.”

“Giant waves? Why do you call me Mili?”

Kaholo  gave Luki a puzzled look. “It’s your name, boy! I think you know that!” It wasn’t nearly as stern as it sounded, and he broke out into his deep, bass laugh at the end. He reached over and actually ruffled Luki’s hair—something many might try and not survive.

Luki actually laughed, too. “Yes, Kaholo, I know that Mililani is my middle name. But most people don’t think of  me as anybody’s “heavenly embrace”—

“I do.”

“And nobody else has ever called me that.”

“Your mama did.”

Luki looked away,  racking his brain. Finally he shook his head and turned to look at Kaholo again. “I don’t remember that.”

“Well,” Kaholo said, pursing his lips. “I suppose she called you Mili, or Mililani, more when your were really small. Before school age. Your dad didn’t like it.”

Luki chewed his lip for a moment, studying is old uncle—the man that had done more to raise the child Luki than any other person, truth told. He asked a question he’d wondered about many times but never asked. Now, in Hawai’i, seeing how Kaholo remembered himself—even surfing like he’d last done it yesterday—he couldn’t make himself not ask. “Why’d you stay, Uncle? After my mom died, why did you stay all those years? You never went home once.”

Kaholo shook his head, dismissing, Luki thought at first. But maybe he was just lost in his own memories. “I just couldn’t make myself leave you, and your dad wouldn’t come to Hawaii even for a minute—his heart never healed after he lost your mom, you know. And he wouldn’t let me bring you here, either. He was afraid I’d lose you, somehow.”

“So you stayed for me?”

“Well, partly. The other part—I stayed for me. Don’t even go off into this guilt thing I can see rising up in you. I stayed with you and your dad because I loved you both, and I wanted to be there. Your dad loved you, Luki, whether you believe it or not, but there wasn’t any… softness, no give in him. A child needs more than a full belly, a bed to sleep in, and a passel of rules and scheduled activities.  Especially after you got cut, I thought you needed me.”

Luki ran his hands through his curls. Now that they were mostly dry, he thought they should be set in something close to order. He stood up to dust off the sand and, not facing his uncle, said, “I’m sorry.”

“For?”

“Being your burden.”

“I told you not to go there Mili, and that’s a lie. You were never a burden. You were, and still are, a gift.”

“Mm.”

After a few minutes, Kaholo laughed again. “Besides, who would have taken you to halau and made sure you danced  on stage wearing your flashy malo.”

Luki smiled, quietly. He remember the drives with Kaholo to Lincoln for his classes and practices at the halau. Sometimes they drove all the way to Omaha for competitions. “I liked dancing,” he said. “But I don’t think I was very good. My kumu was kind of mean.”

“Your kumu grew up with your mama and me, and he wanted to marry her. He never forgave her for marrying a haole. He was mean, but it had nothing to do with your dancing. He also got angry because he wanted to take you to Hawai’i for the Merry Monarchs festival to dance, but your dad said no.”

“Oooh. I could have watched those men.”

Kaholo rolled his eyes. “Well you can come back and watched them now.”

“Good idea! No wait. Sonny will want to watch them, too…”