Celebrating Dirty Laundry’s Edits…


The first round of Dirty Laundry edits have been wrapped up and sent back. There is a pan of brownies ruminating in the oven…and are about to be pulled out. Actually, okay they’re out.

So… to celebrate DL going off into the ether… and to work myself in between a rock and a hard place, I’m going to offer up about 1000 words of Whiskey and Wry. It’ll be beneath the cut so you don’t get spoiled or have to see anything you don’t wanna.

But wooooot! EDITS! Edits that woke me up at 5 in the morning because I knew I had to do them and apparently my brain thought I needed to get the hell out of bed. Not that I’m bitter or anything. But damn, coffee! COFFEE!

Caveat, this is wholly unedited and unpolished. It’s been a back and forth with my brain. So… I can’t be held to anything I’m posting here. *grins* *Dances as fast as I can and laughs as I run away*


Someone was trying to kill him.

If the fire at Skywood wasn’t evidence enough. The bullets flying past his head was a pretty good clue.

When the fire alarms went off, he’d finally seen his chance to get loose of the honey-brick prison he’d been trapped in. The place was like tar. If he struggled too hard or fast, it closed in, sucking him down into its oily depths. When he moved slowly and carefully — pretending to be some guy named Stephen Thompson — Skywood relaxed its hold on him. He’d been in the main entertainment room when black smoke billowed out of the air vents.

When the first fire alarm went off, he and his current bald Sasquatch attendant, Jerome, ignored it. The staff was forever losing control over one guest or another and oftentimes, the sight of a red-lever set behind glass was too much temptation for many of Skywood’s clients. Hardly a fortnight went by without at least one false alarm going off in its halls.

The smoke was only the beginning. The panic really began when the facility wide intercom system kicked in with a call to evacuate the clients to the outermost grounds.

Damien choked on the ash swirling around the corridors, stumbling when he hit furniture obscured by the smoke. The rising black clouds made it hard to see and running through the greasy ash made his lungs ache. The zipper scar down his chest ached and pulled, hooking its claws into his muscles with a sadistic twist, forcing him to hunch over to ease its ache.

Stopping wasn’t an option. Jerome kept shoving at his back, hurrying him forward to safety but they soon got turned around in the cavernous building’s labyrinth of halls. The fire moved quickly, seemingly eating through the plaster walls with an almost demonic appetite and Damien finally lost his patience and grabbed one of the heavy chairs next to a nurses’ alcove, flinging it at a nearby window.

The thick wooden chair bounced off of the reinforced glass, hitting him in the leg and all Damien had to show for his efforts was a tearing streak of pain along his shoulders and a thick lump on his thigh.

“Get a fucking move on, Thompson,” Jerome muttered into his ear. Reinforcing his order with a hard shove between Damien’s shoulder blades.

“Quit shoving me, fucking asshole.” There were times when the fake Stephen couldn’t hold back the Damien inside. Choking to death from smoke filling his strained lungs seemed to be one of those times. Damien pushed back, shoving Jerome back a step. Not bad, he thought as another wave of spasms wiped him out, especially since Jerome was built like a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em robot.

His satisfaction seemed as fleeting as his breath when Jerome’s meaty fingers wrapped around the loose material of Damien’s cotton shirt, yanking him back with a flex of his arm.

Somehow, through the smoke and Damien’s coughing, Jerome located one of the outer doors. Keeping a tight hold on Damien with one hand, he fumbled with the key card he had hanging from a Skywood lanyard around his neck. After three tries, the display went green and the door unlocked with a loud click. “When we get outside, you stick right next to me. Got it, you fucking nutjob?”

Jerome let go and Damien stumbled forward, shoved off with a push from the attendant’s hand. Damien hit the door hard and it swung open slowly, its pneumatic regulator refusing to go any faster. Cutting the man a look over his shoulder, Damien shook off the wrinkles in the back of his shirt, pretending Jerome’s words didn’t hit home. Truth was, he had no fucking idea if he was crazy or everything they’d told him since he’d woken up was a lie. Somewhere in the back of Damie’s brain, a lingering doubt whispered hot maybes into his thoughts.

Suppose I am really fucking crazy? the mocking voice hissed. That I’m really Stephen Thompson and I just don’t want to be?

The cold air cut through the thin cotton shirt and elastic band scrub pants he’d been given to wear. It chewed up the length of the thick, purple-pink scar running from his chest to his belly button, a souvenir of a brutal heart surgery he wasn’t conscious for. The zippered mass of slick skin was wasn’t the only sign he’d been battered about. His hair had been taken down to the skin and was just beginning to grow out to a length where the staple keloids were hidden under a dull black brush. It was still a surprise to see his short hair in the mirror and his hands always seem to jerk out when he ran his hand over his skull, missing the foot-long shocking pink-streaked mane he remembered sporting to an awards show.

If the awards show wasn’t just another lie his fucked up brain told him.

There was too much evidence of an accident of some kind. His ribs ached, especially now that he was standing in the almost frigid outside air and his left hand had a starburst of scars along the back that pulled when he made a fist. The headaches were a constant reminder of his brain’s misfiring but it was the fleeting glimpses of a past he couldn’t quite grab at that were driving him nuts.

It had gotten so he really wasn’t sure if what he was seeing was real. Not the purring husky laugh of a best friend as they shared a large coffee on a San Francisco pier or the screams of thousands of voices under a wall of lights he couldn’t see past. Amid all of the confusion, fractured bits of music wove in and out of his shaky memories, pieces of a life he might not have ever lived.

Of everything Damien almost didn’t remember, it was the thought that the music wasn’t real that scared him the most.

Stumbling outside, he and Jerome fumbled through the bushes, trying to fight their way to clear air when a man dressed all in black stepped out of the tree line. For a moment, Damien thought the shadowy form was a dark cast of one of the nearby firs. The moon was drippingly full and its light turned Skywood’s gardens and surrounding forest into a silvery tinted landscape.

That’s when Damien learned bright red blood looked like spilled ink under a full moon’s light.

31 thoughts on “Celebrating Dirty Laundry’s Edits…

  1. Treasure

    It’s wonderful. So visual. I can Damien’s scars and see the fire and the security right along with him. So **tapping fingers** late fall release?

  2. Cookie

    Poor Damien. I can’t wait to see how you get him out of this. Or how Miki reacts to getting him back.

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